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      pick up
          by Stefan Lee Fook
It's that time of the year, when resolutions are made, the last parang song done play and everybody has to get buffalicious to cross the stage. I don't blame allyuh. Carnival is the epitome of bacchanal. Forget building a wall, if Donald Trump ever got a Trini wine... he would start building a bridge...straight to Trinidad. I am just here to warn the females that as you flock to your nearest gym... so do the wolves. That guy who can't stop staring at you because to him a full body workout consists of eyes as well. He is just waiting for the right moment to hit you with his best opening line. Sometimes he comes good, sometimes he comes bad. Here are 5 pick up lines you may hear at the gym pre Carnival 2017.
If wearing the correct sleeveless attire this one can actually work. Delivery is key, but as Jack Warner has shown, even a speech impediment can take you places. The degree of difficulty isn't hard on this one liner because you're sure to get a smile even for trying it. This is one of those lines that actually works and ten years later she still can't believe she fell for it and now she hates you because the only thing you're spotting is an increasing belt size.
The slapability factor is 100% with this line. Ladies if a line like this works on you then you should consider a career as a volunteer worker because you're very giving. If you're a guy and reading this line and think you should add it to your arsenal, please research the word "couth". The degree of difficulty in delivering this one is very high. It's risk versus reward. The rewards may be a few wild nights but the risk of getting a black eye and becoming a registered offender far outweigh it.
“Hey it's your turn to spot me since I spotted you the minute you walked in here.”
 “Have you ever heard of the all protein diet? I can introduce you to some meat..”

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