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Pet PeEves
Certain people and situations just have the ability to throw you off your game. In the last issue I gave you 5 pet peeves that would knock you right out of your zone. The gym is a place where dedication meets goals. The following peeves take you to a place where anger meets court case.
6. The Space Invader
The last thing I want to do is get into the shower at the gym. The thought of all the other people that have used it before makes me soap faster than a male prisoner. Then along comes Mr. Invade your Space, who then proceeds to dry their nether regions like they're sawing themselves in half. Maybe if they weren't close enough for you to feel the moisture it would not matter... but the fact that you feel like you're in a carnival cool zone, until you remember the source of the coolness means that this individual is way too close.
7. The Lost Dumbell
How hard is it for someone not to walk half way across the gym with just one dumbell? Even if they took the pair I wouldn't mind...but just one? Gyms should start to install a GPS on these things just to have satisfied clientele. In the meantime I'm stuck with my arm game looking like Popeye
at the Gym
by Stefan Lee Fook
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